If it is stuck to their leg, they will tell you. If it is sticking up, they will tell you. When They Learn to Talk, It Will Be a Big Topic of Conversation However, if Daddy is so pleased with his son’s remarks and tells you Junior is jealous of his manhood, while drying himself off and checking himself out in the mirror as you rush to the bathroom to see why your son is crying, you may be the one who has to comfort him about the upsetting size difference. Now, hopefully Daddy can just explain this is because Daddy is all grown up, and his penis will fill out as he gets bigger and look more like Daddy’s, so he shouldn’t worry. He may get very sad because Daddy’s penis is bigger. If your son ever showers with Daddy, there may come a day when he realizes they look different in that general area. So, don’t worry if your son’s penis disappears. She then told me to strategically place two fingers on either side of the fat pad that his penis was snuggling in and-voila!-it would reappear. She chuckled and told me she got calls like this all the time, and it would come out from hiding again soon. I felt utterly ridiculous, but did not know how else to word it. “I can’t see my son’s penis” is what came out when I heard her voice on the other end of the phone. One morning while changing my son’s diaper, there was just a small circle where his penis was supposed to be. It Could DisappearĮspecially if you have a deliciously, chubby baby with lots of extra rolls. Just grab your magnifying glass and tweezers, and you should do just fine. That something is usually a human hair wound so tightly around the appendage, you will wonder how in the hell you will get it off. It is a possibility that something is wrapped around it. If your sweet boy is bent over, fussy, or pointing to his tummy or private area, check the penis, especially before rushing him to the emergency room because you think he has a roaring case of appendicitis. If Something Gets Wrapped Around It, It May Hurtīefore they can talk and tell you what is wrong, it is heart-wrenching to see your child in pain. However, it does make it easier for them to pee in their eye during a diaper change, so you are going to want to move fast. It does not mean they will have erectile dysfunction at a young age because they had too many erections very early in life (not that I asked). You do not need to worry there is nothing wrong.
This may shock and horrify you, but it is normal. They Might Get an Erection Very Early OnĪt like, 2 weeks old. If they had, there would have been fewer calls to my pediatrician and less panic attacks. I have stumbled upon some very startling things I want to share with you because nobody shared them with me. I quickly learned that I knew nothing about raising boys, and especially nothing about penises. In fact, I was so curious about raising a boy, I longed for one- really longed for one and was blessed with two (as well as a sweet girl smack dab in the middle). None of this stopped me from wanting a son. Oftentimes, you could find us picking apple blossoms and tulips while skipping through the forest in our matching outfits. We would sit for hours playing and putting makeup on each other. Our home was adorned with Barbies, Care Bears and fake jewelry.